Top 11 People I Would Most Like to See Win $314 Million in the Lottery

11. Barry Bonds

10. Martha Stewart

9. Paris Hilton

8. Michael Vick

7. Steve Bartman

6. Mark Cuban

5. Mel Gibson

4. The Nihilist in Golf Pants’ next door neighbor

3. Alex Rodriquez

2. Bill Gates

1. Karl Rove