Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Top 11 Punishments for Tara Connor

Miss USA has been naughty lately. Here are our top 11 punishments for her:

11. Will become Donald Trump's wife after his next divorce

10. Not allowed to date Derek Jeter any more

9. Forced to star in a VH1 reality show

8. People will confuse her with Paris Hilton

7. Will have her enhancements done by Tara Reid's plastic surgeon

6. Will become a weekly guest on The Howard Stern Show, where she will repeatedly hear Howard list, ". . . the things I'd like to do to you."

5. Forced to move back to Kentucky

4. Must apologize on Jesse Jackson's radio show

3. Will bunk below Nicole Ritchie in the treatment center

2. Will have to hold Lindsay Lohan's hair the next time Lindsay vomits

1. Prohibited from wearing her tiara in her upcoming Playboy spread


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The wat that chick was crying, you'd think that Sisyphus had turned down her marriage proposal.

8:13 AM  
Blogger LearnedFoot said...

12. Spanking. Lots and lots of spanking.

8:40 AM  

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