Top 11 Punishments for Tara Connor
Miss USA has been naughty lately. Here are our top 11 punishments for her:
11. Will become Donald Trump's wife after his next divorce
10. Not allowed to date Derek Jeter any more
9. Forced to star in a VH1 reality show
8. People will confuse her with Paris Hilton
7. Will have her enhancements done by Tara Reid's plastic surgeon
6. Will become a weekly guest on The Howard Stern Show, where she will repeatedly hear Howard list, ". . . the things I'd like to do to you."
5. Forced to move back to Kentucky
4. Must apologize on Jesse Jackson's radio show
3. Will bunk below Nicole Ritchie in the treatment center
2. Will have to hold Lindsay Lohan's hair the next time Lindsay vomits
1. Prohibited from wearing her tiara in her upcoming Playboy spread
11. Will become Donald Trump's wife after his next divorce
10. Not allowed to date Derek Jeter any more
9. Forced to star in a VH1 reality show
8. People will confuse her with Paris Hilton
7. Will have her enhancements done by Tara Reid's plastic surgeon
6. Will become a weekly guest on The Howard Stern Show, where she will repeatedly hear Howard list, ". . . the things I'd like to do to you."
5. Forced to move back to Kentucky
4. Must apologize on Jesse Jackson's radio show
3. Will bunk below Nicole Ritchie in the treatment center
2. Will have to hold Lindsay Lohan's hair the next time Lindsay vomits
1. Prohibited from wearing her tiara in her upcoming Playboy spread
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 12/19/2006 09:37:00 PM
2 Comments:
The wat that chick was crying, you'd think that Sisyphus had turned down her marriage proposal.
12. Spanking. Lots and lots of spanking.
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