Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Incoming House Intelligence Committee Chair Silvestre Reyes' Top 11 Ideas About Terrorism

11. Thinks that "Wahhabi" is the catch phrase from a Budweiser commercial

10. Doesn't know the difference between Mecca and macaca

9. Thinks "Allah" is the name of that new Gwen Stefani song

8. Wants to go back to the Clinton policy of NSA surveillance of current and past members of the British Royal Family

7. Wants to declare Taco Johns a terrorist organization for producing weapons of mass destruction

6. Thinks that "Jihad" is the name of a yoga position

5. Believes that more needs to be done to bring Dr. Evil to justice

4. Thinks "Hamas" is a physical condition resulting from eating too much pork

3. Thinks that the only bomb threatening the US is "Deck the Halls" starring Danny Devito

2. Thinks that blind Mullah Omar is an influential blues guitarist

1. Thinks Al Qaeda was a guy he went to high school with

3 Comments:

Anonymous spaniard said...

N. 4 particularly funny because "hamas" sounds like "jamás"(never,never again) in spanish

8:03 PM  
Blogger pikkumatti said...

Thinks "Hezbollah" is an STD.

10:47 AM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Thinks CAIR is that group that helps kids in Africa.

8:24 PM  

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