Top 11 Romantic Nicknames from Garrison Keillor
If you’re like me, you read this post by Saint Paul and asked yourself: “Why can’t I come up with awesome endearing nicknames like Garrison Keillor?” The answer is that you, like me, are not an ultra-smooth wordsmith like Garrison.
... the troupe's new CD, Oh My! (self-released), recorded at Jason Keillor's Angel Tits studio in Wisconsin. (According to the press release, "Angel Tits" was how Jason's father, Garrison Keillor, addressed Jason's mother in his early love letters.)
10. Nihil-breasts in Golf Bras
9. Pretty Good Poontang
8. Noam Cha Chas
7. Hairy Backed Swamp Developer
6. Angle Tits (possibly a typo)
5. Brokeback Buns
4. Silicone Satans
3. George W. Bush
2. Above Average Ass
1. Powdermilk Biscuits
UPDATE FOR THE LOS ANGELES TIMES: This post is satire. I did not get any of the above eleven items from Garrison Keillor’s love letters. I would not read Garrison Keillor’s love letters under any circumstances (or for any amount of money).
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12. Chesty LaRue
11. Hooty McBoob
I feel an irresistable urge to compose a Batman & Robin fan fiction based on Brokeback Mountain, just so I can have Robin say "Holy Hooters, Batman!"
nicknames or different ways to call your place always will be very fun for all the different opinions and that sores obrenombres to listen.
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