Monday, December 05, 2005

The Top 11 Democratic Strategies For The War In Iraq

Last week, President Bush unveiled his strategic plan for the war in Iraq. In the interests of fairness and equal time, we believe that the Democrats should have a chance to present their plans as well. And so we offer, The Top 11 Democratic Strategies For The War In Iraq:

11. Bravely run away

10. Beat it

9. Redeploy

8. Skedaddle

7. Hightail it

6. Bail out

5. Head for the hills

4. Skonker off

3. Leave the scene

2. Surrender (sorry that's the French strategy for the war in Iraq)

1. Bug out

It's unfortunate that Joe Lieberman's strategy of stickin' and winnin' did not make the list.

1 Comments:

Blogger hammerswing75 said...

That is funny and oh so sad. And true! Can't forget that.

6:44 PM  

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