Without A Doubt The Worst Top 11 List Ever
Some insensitive anonymous commenter labeled my previous top 11 list (Top 11 Ways to Improve Minnesota’s Hooker Ranking) as the worst top 11 list ever. Needless to say, this crushed my self-esteem. I don’t think I could handle this on a regular basis, so I’ve decided to come up with a top 11 list so bad that no future top 11 list could possibly be labeled worse:
11. No, you’re Shmoopy!
10. Fairbanks, Alaska
9. Belgrave Square hooligans
8. Sun Dogs
6. Babs Springsteen
5. No, that’s not how you Lewinsky a cigar
4. Guinness Light – rice brewed!
2. Godfather IV
1. Janeane Garafalo