Top 11 Upcoming Ronnie Earle Indictments

11. Karl Rove – Conspiracy to be Evil
10. Cathy in the Wright – Conspiracy to be Nice
9. Melinda from “Real World: Austin” – Conspiracy to Commit Breast Fraud
8. Hugh Hewitt – Conspiring to Impersonate a Journalist
7. Halliburton – Conspiracy to be Halliburton
6. John McCain – Conspiring to Warmonger
5. Lady Bird Johnson – Conspiracy to Assassinate JFK
4. John Roberts – Conspiracy to Conspire with Conspirators
3. Sisyphus – Conspiracy to Publicize Senator Byrd’s KKK Past
2. Ken Starr – Conspiracy to Enforce Perjury Laws
1. A Ham Sandwich – Conspiracy to Commit Murder by Artery Clogging