Top 11 Howard Dean Messages Aimed at Revitalizing the Democratic Party

11. Bush is Hitler AND Mussolini
10. We don’t need no stinkin’ medication!
9. All of the big trend-setting stars are Democrats.
8. Isn’t it about time America apologized for something again?
7. Maybe if we treat the terrorists nicely, they will kill us last.
6. Buy two of our Congressmen and get the third free!
5. If you live in the south, you are stupid.
4. Coming in second in a close election is definitely a moral victory.
3. If you are religious, you are stupid
2. You are stupid
1. Its the stupidity stupid!