Top 11 Revelations that would lead me to Call for Karl Rove’s Head

11. He leaked the plot of the latest Harry Potter book before the official release date.
10. He was foreman of the Michael Jackson jury.
9. He is secretly engaged to Paris Hilton.
8. He was personally responsible for sending Joe Wilson to Nigeria.
7. He orchestrated the Randy Moss trade to Oakland.
6. He stopped the Pentagon from giving fat contracts to Halliburton.
5. He failed to insist on the appointment of Learned Foot to the Supreme Court.
4. He had a cameo in “Wedding Crashers”.
3. He founded the Crab Orchard, WV branch of the Ku Klux Klan.
2. He introduced Brad Pitt to that homewrecker Angelina Jolie.
1. He advised Gov. Tim Pawlenty on how to handle the recent special session.