Cashing in on Halliburton

With today’s inauguration of George W. Bush my thoughts naturally turned to Halliburton. Unlike most Republicans, I did not in any way benefit from the sweet deals given to Halliburton throughout the first term. I have no intention of repeating that mistake in the second term. Therefore, this morning I purchased 100,000 shares of Halliburton stock at $41.62 per share. I will keep you posted on my profits.

UPDATE: We closed at 41.79, so I 've already made $17,000 on paper. That may not seem like much, but it's enough to finance 1.7 Randy Moss pretend moonings.