Monday, January 17, 2005

Top 11 Ways to Console a Despondent Vikings Fan

11. You didn’t think the Vikings were going to win the Super Bowl or anything, did you?

10. At least the Vikings knocked the Packers out of the playoffs.

9. Now the Vikings brain trust can concentrate full time on the upcoming draft.

8. Maybe it will now be possible to pour yourself a cup of coffee in the break room without someone whining about Randy Moss.

7. At least the Vikings knocked the Packers out of the playoffs.

6. Remember that time Brett Favre threw four interceptions against the Vikes in the playoffs at Lambeau Field?

5. Maybe the NFL rules committee will legalize holding on kick returns next season.

4. At least the Vikings knocked the Packers out of the playoffs.

3. It could be worse; you could be a Packers fan.

2. Mike Tice will now have six months to draw up some new trick plays.

1. At least the Vikings knocked the Packers out of the playoffs.

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