Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Top 11 Indications that John Roberts is Out of the Mainstream

11. Not 100% sure Bush is Hitler.
10. Like John Ashcroft, doesn’t like being photographed under a pair of breasts.
9. Founded the Crab Orchard WV, branch of the Ku Klux Klan. (Ooops, this is not considered out of the mainstream by the U. S. Senate.)
8. He has two first names.
7. Doesn’t know pornography when he sees it.
6. He has refused to answer Schumer’s questions on both the OJ case and the Michael Jackson case.
5. He’s never once chased an ambulance.
4. He agrees with more than half of the Ten Commandments.
3. He was only selected to distract from Karl Rove, and that’s no qualification for the Supreme Court.
2. He graduated first in his Harvard law school class.
1. He has no uterus.


Blogger Chad The Elder said...

He knows Hugh Hewitt.

10:04 AM  
Blogger Mr. Poe said...


2:33 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home