Top 11 Bad Things Happening in Iraq as a Result of the American Presence
11. Childhood obesity is becoming a problem.
10. Iraq has become a breeding ground for whiny journalists.
9. Country music is becoming popular there.
8. The new Iraqi constitution doesn’t protect a woman’s right to choose something or other.
7. Reality TV shows are starting to appear on Iraqi TV.
6. Traffic jams are appearing.
5. Baghdad is trying to land a NASCAR race.
4. Iraqis are learning that with democracy comes politicians.
3. It is just a matter of time until a Wal-Mart or Starbucks appear.
2. The presence of so many reporters has lead to a bottled water shortage.
1. Iraqi legislators have already taken to calling their tax increases “user service fees”.
10. Iraq has become a breeding ground for whiny journalists.
9. Country music is becoming popular there.
8. The new Iraqi constitution doesn’t protect a woman’s right to choose something or other.
7. Reality TV shows are starting to appear on Iraqi TV.
6. Traffic jams are appearing.
5. Baghdad is trying to land a NASCAR race.
4. Iraqis are learning that with democracy comes politicians.
3. It is just a matter of time until a Wal-Mart or Starbucks appear.
2. The presence of so many reporters has lead to a bottled water shortage.
1. Iraqi legislators have already taken to calling their tax increases “user service fees”.
posted by Sisyphus at 7/22/2005 09:36:00 AM
2 Comments:
Given what we know of Saddam Hussein's obsession with snack foods, it's easy to see why Iraqi kids are turning into porkers. Maybe Frito-Lay should give serious consideration to creating an Iraqi Division.
By the way, I've always wondered why Saddam is so into Doritos? Could it be that some of the guards have been sharing their spliff with him...?
That's dumb! Starting to like country music is not bad!!!
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