Dick Durbin Reads Tonight's TV Listings

Hmm, NBC - 7 pm: A Katie Couric Special featuring runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks. Worse than all the Soviet atrocities of the Stalin era.

FOX 7 pm: Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy. Pol Pot himself never did anything this horrific.

NBC - 8 pm: Premiere: I Want To Be A Hilton. My God, this is worse than the holocaust.