Monday, May 02, 2005

Top 11 Skanks of All Time

On last Saturday’s Northern Alliance Radio show, Mitch, King, Chad, St. Paul and Mike Nelson discussed skanks. They were interesting and informative, but they weren’t willing to go out on a limb and tell us who they thought were the greats who pushed the envelope of skankdom. Well I’m not afraid of the controversy, so here is my list of the top 11 skanks of all time:

11. Britney Spears
10. Clara Bow
9. Jennifer Lopez
8. Carmen Electra
7. Marilyn Monroe
6. Cleopatra
5. Courtney Love
4. Madonna
3. Pamela Anderson Lee
2. Lola Montez
1. Paris Hilton


Blogger TFB said...

I was with you until I saw Monroe.

11:09 AM  
Blogger MNInsider said...

Oh come on now! What's wrong with these women?! They're pretty! They're fun! This is the kind of thinking that leads to 30 year old virgins playing D&D in their parents' basements on Friday nights.

4:10 PM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

I never said being a skank was a bad thing.

TFB: You are not arguing that Marilyn Monroe isn’t a skank are you? Or are you arguing that she deserves to be higher up? Of course, most of the women on this list are gorgeous, that makes them all the more influential as skanks.

MNInsider: Most of these women are very popular with 30 year old virgins playing D&D in their parent’s basements (so I’ve heard).

6:53 PM  

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