Blaming Karl
The final results to our poll assigning blame for the killer rabbit attack are in. The majority of those polled blame (or credit) our favorite evil genius, Karl Rove, for orchestrating the rabbit attack. Another substantial portion blames society for fostering an environment where rabbit’s feel so disenfranchised they feel they have no choice but to attack the President. Despite being the man with the oar, only 5% chose to hold President Carter responsible. And everyone exonerated the rabbit and blabber-mouthed Press Secretary Jody Powell.
The final results:
Karl Rove: 48%
Society: 40%
Ayatollah Khomeni: 7%
President Carter: 5%
The Rabbit: 0%
Jody Powell: 0%
The final results:
Karl Rove: 48%
Society: 40%
Ayatollah Khomeni: 7%
President Carter: 5%
The Rabbit: 0%
Jody Powell: 0%
posted by Sisyphus at 4/24/2005 11:13:00 AM
2 Comments:
Nihlist, please make a formal request for comment on "The Rabbit Incident" from Congressman Kline. He was probably there carrying the football and watching the whole damn thing. I would love to hear a first hand account of Carter's lunacy.
Midwest Jay,
You raise an interesting point. I have wondered where the Secret Service was while this was happening. They must have been nearby, but were probably more concerned with non-rabbit threats. We do know that a White House photographer was close enough to get a picture. It would be interesting to find out if Congressman Kline was there at the time; maybe we’ll check on that for the 27th anniversary.
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