Killer Rabbit Day Haiku

A rabbit attacks.
Carter hit it with an oar.
Negotiations?

Oh, killer rabbit,
What were you thinking that day?
Was Karl Rove involved?

Is Carter a wimp?
I know one rabbit that says:
I am Jimmy’s bitch.

The media storm
Made Carter look quite silly.
I wish I blogged then.

Whatever happened,
You should not have told Powell.
He blabbed to the press.