Killer Rabbit Day Haiku - Part II

Jimmy Carter - Liar!
Weapons of mass destruction?
That rabbit had none!

A man of peace? No!
In a rage he beats tiny
bunny with an oar!

I am Russia's bitch!
Iranians rule me, but
Bunnies I will fight!

Sit by me, Michael!
I only harm defenseless
bunnies, not fat pigs!

On Hitler's birthday
Jimmy Carter celebrates
by beating bunny!