Top 11 Reasons Why Bush Is Worse Than Hitler
Our friends on the Left are fond of comparing President Bush to Adolph Hitler. But if you really take a close look at the analogy, especially from a Lefty point of view, it becomes apparent just how unfair it is...to Hitler. And so I give you the Top Eleven Reasons Bush Is Worse Than Hitler:
11. The roads got better under Hitler, they've gotten worse under Bush.
10. Bush has encouraged American corporations to offshore and outsource jobs to foreign countries. Hitler actually brought foreign workers to Germany.
9. The trains ran on time under Hitler. Under Bush they may not run at all.
8. Hitler was a better public speaker.
7. Hitler was the driving force behind a fuel efficient, environmentally friendly, "people's car". Bush prefers gas guzzling SUVs.
6. Hitler liked to listen to classical music. Bush's iPod is heavy on country and western.
5. Hitler was an artist before he got into politics. Bush was a businessman.
4. Hitler had a much better alternative energy policy (designed to decrease dependence on foreign oil) than Bush does.
3. Hitler had real allies unlike Bush's "coalition of the bribed".
2. Hitler honorably served his country in a combat zone during war time (and was wounded in action) unlike Bush who was in the Texas Air National Guard.
and finally the number reason that Bush is worse than Hitler...
1. The French collaborated much better with Hitler than they do with Bush.
11. The roads got better under Hitler, they've gotten worse under Bush.
10. Bush has encouraged American corporations to offshore and outsource jobs to foreign countries. Hitler actually brought foreign workers to Germany.
9. The trains ran on time under Hitler. Under Bush they may not run at all.
8. Hitler was a better public speaker.
7. Hitler was the driving force behind a fuel efficient, environmentally friendly, "people's car". Bush prefers gas guzzling SUVs.
6. Hitler liked to listen to classical music. Bush's iPod is heavy on country and western.
5. Hitler was an artist before he got into politics. Bush was a businessman.
4. Hitler had a much better alternative energy policy (designed to decrease dependence on foreign oil) than Bush does.
3. Hitler had real allies unlike Bush's "coalition of the bribed".
2. Hitler honorably served his country in a combat zone during war time (and was wounded in action) unlike Bush who was in the Texas Air National Guard.
and finally the number reason that Bush is worse than Hitler...
1. The French collaborated much better with Hitler than they do with Bush.
posted by Chad at 4/29/2005 06:23:00 AM
19 Comments:
A defination:
Nihilism: 1. entire rejection of the usual beliefs in religion, morals, gobernment, laws, etc. 2. The denial of all existance; rejection of objective reality or of the possibility of an objective basis for morality: 3. the use of violent methods against a ruler; terrorism.
nihilist: 1. a person who believes in some form of nihilism. 2. a terrorist.
Enough said.
So Hitler's still the ultimate yardstick by which to measure modernday, evil dictators by. Fine.
But when and where did Bush become worse than, say, Stalin, Mao, Castro and even Chavez? This was never mentioned by anyone anywhere. Why didn't the ever-vigilant Thinkers raise any flags sooner?
"Uhoh! Bush kicked a dog. Thats worse than anything Stalin ever did. He's bound to surpass Mao next!"
If Hitler's so great, why don't you go fuck him up the ass? Hitler's dead, so wherever Hitler is buried, cremated, or whatever, why don't you go track down his dead body, and then go fuck him up the ass, if you favor him so much? You stupid Democrat, or should I Dumbocrat.
You probably also believe those retarded conspiracy theories including the 'false flag policy', claiming that 9/11 was staged by the Bush administration just so Americans would get outraged and be motivated to invade Iraq, for the sole purpose of making the Bush family rich beyond their wildest dreams. Yeah, right, and I'm the tooth fairy, and squirrels can drive cars on oceans. I know some people who're about as anti-Bush as it gets, that would still be offended by you claiming that Bush is worse than Hitler. So get a life, asshole.
My grandfather on my father's side is German-Jewish. He's a World War 2 veteran and he was born in Germany. Had he not fled to America, he'd have gone to the Concentration Camps, and my father would never have been born and neither would have I. My grandfather is about as anti-Bush as it gets, and hates Bush's guts. In fact, my grandfather never voted in 2004 because he hated both Bush AND Kerry. But despite all of that, if my grandfather ever heard you claim that Bush is worse than Hitler, he'd smack you SO hard, you'd be spending the rest of your already miserable life in a wheelchair just like Christopher Reeve.
Donald Rumsfeld is Jewish. If Bush was as bad as Hitler, or WORSE than Hitler for that matter, Bush would have sent to Rumsfeld to a death camp. But he didn't. There, I just put a big hole in your retarded logic.
Your grandfather may say such things now, however, once bush starts herding Americans into one of the hundreds of concentration camps already built in America under the guise of 'protecting us from terroists (that is, anyone who disagrees with him) he might think a bit differently about that, since many more people will die under Bush's dictatorship than under Hitler's.
We've had about 16 thousand deaths in Iraq so far. You know how many deaths there were in Vietnam? 58 thousand. You know how many during the Holocaust? 30 million; 6 million Jews, and 24 million blacks, homosexuals, Gypsies, Protestants, etc. So far we haven't even had as many deaths as VIETNAM, let alone WW2! So shut your fucking mouth! Donald Rumsfeld is Jewish. If Bush was worse than Hitler, he'd have had Rumsfeld dragged out of the White House and taken to a death camp. But he hasn't, has he? There, I just put a hole in your stupid, retarded logic.
I will take Hitler any day and die for him! Watch the film, Triumph Of The Will, and you will be moved and know why I say this. Hitler was a National Socialist more than a fascist like Bush who is a Capitalist fascist! I challenge anyone to a debate on this issue!
Okay, Richard Neva, what's so great about Hitler? He murdered 6 million Jews, along with 24 million blacks, Gypsies, homosexuals, handicaps, etc. He also had 130 thousand women raped by various Nazis. You want a debate? I could go on for hours. In Iraq, there haven't even been as many deaths as VIETNAM, let alone WW2.
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what your saying is hitler is better than bush because bush is incopetent, right? don't you think that if hitler was as incompetent as bush, then the holocaust would have never happened?
"If Hitler's so great, why don't you go fuck him up the ass? Hitler's dead, so wherever Hitler is buried, cremated, or whatever, why don't you go track down his dead body, and then go fuck him up the ass, if you favor him so much? You stupid Democrat, or should I Dumbocrat."
there was no body found(ever wondered why there is no grave?). and just becuase one hates bush more, doesn't mean one dosen't hate hitler.
dont be so offended, it´s obvious that this is just a joke and ment sarcastic. No one thinks that bush is worse than hitler. Well, except for extremely right-wing people, but I dont count them as humans (see, I also made a sarcastic joke, laugh people, it´s funny.)
@ Richard Nerva
Do you even know what a fascist is? Hitler was a fascist. If Bush was a fascist we would bowing down to him and you would be shot and killed for saying that you so much as don't like one small decision he made. We wouldn't be able to vote for him, he would be president for life. And capitalism has nothing to do with Fascism, it's just starting a business and upgrading over and over to stimulate the economy, get you profit, get people what they want/need, and get the job done. Fascism is politics, capitalism is economy. So seriously, look up this stuff before you spew out random crap. And to person who made this.... You're a vile and disgusting excuse of a human.
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