Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Governor Snubs Nihilist in Golf Pants, Sisyphus

Well, well, well, it seems that certain members of the Right Wing Noise Machine Daisy Chain have been rewarded with a reception at the Governor’s Mansion. Shockingly enough, the Nihilist and I were not on the guest list. Yes, it is true that I was banned from the mansion after one of Tyrel Ventura’s parties, but that has to have blown over by now (besides, they were never able to prove that it was my vomit – you can’t dust for vomit).

The real reason for the snubbing is that Pawlenty knows he can’t buy us off with a few free drinks. And unlike certain bloggers who (surprise) were invited to the mansion, we’re not going shamelessly cheerlead for the Governor. We relish our outsider image.

Even though we didn’t really want to go anyway, the Governor may live to regret this snub. That is because had we been at the reception, we wouldn’t have had the time to research a certain huge scandal involving the Governor that is about to break.

Developing …


Blogger Margaret said...

Yeah we at Our House weren't invited either. Wonder why...

12:33 PM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

You that the Guv can't risk being seen with such controversial figures as the Nihilist, Sisyphus, and Margaret (her gardening views are far outside the mainstream). He does harbor dreams of even higher office and candid photos of him hobknobing with extremist elements would put the kibosh on such aspirations. In fact, I really shouldn't really even be talking to you guys anymore. People will start connecting the dots and all that.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Peg K said...

Margaret - do you think it's possible the governor has prejudice against those who are the parents of parrots???

I shudder to even consider the possibility.

8:29 AM  
Blogger Margaret said...

Tim Pawlenty as a anti-parrot species-ist? I may be critical of the governor sometimes but that seems low to me.

Chad: it's better to be feared than loved.

10:05 AM  
Blogger lloydletta said...

Does anyone know whether Swiftee was invited?

I was not invited to this either. Since I was officially booted from the Minnesota Organization of Bloggers, I'm NOT surprised.

4:13 PM  

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