Ethel Merman Meets Ron Paul

This morning I saw a snarky article titled "Sh#t Libertarians Say." It featured many unfunny comments like: the Fed is the root of all evil or do you accept gold?

However, there was one comment that made me smile: there's no government like no government. That classis Ether Merman standard could and should be updated to feature libertarian ideals:

There's No Government Like No Government

There's no goverment like no government
I like no government I know
Nearly every law deserves repealing
Don't dare tell me what you will allow
Oh how you would get that happy feeling
Ending the stealing of taxes now

There's no need for government people
They're lowest of the low
Every one's a turkey both evil and bold
They leave you stranded out in the cold
US dollars stink, you need a sack of gold
Government has got to go!

The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Are secretly unhappy men becau-ause
The butcher, the baker, the grocer and the clerk
Pay too much taxes due to unjust laws
They'd gladly bid their dreary jobs goodbye
For the welfare train and and why, why-y?

There's no goverment like no government
I like no government I know
Think of all the wars that they have started
On poverty and drugs and on and on
On April 15, money and you'll be parted
Totalitarianis keep dropping bombs

There's no need for government people
They're lowest of the low
Government teachers told you you would not go far
Policemen hastle and stop your car
Like Nazi's they'll require us
To wear a star
Government has got to go!