Saturday, January 21, 2012

Top 11 Shocking Revelations From Newt Gingrich's Ex-Wife

11. Habitually left toilet seat up

10. Real name is Willard

9. Found "The Three Stooges" highly entertaining

8. Driven by his intense hatred of the people of South Carolina

7. Wanted to sleep rather than snuggle after sex

6. Insisted on taking all vacations at swingers resorts in the Cayman Islands

5. Would have done Monica Lewinski

4. Would have done Hillary Clinton

3. Was named after singer Juice Newton

2. Planned follow-up for "Contract with America" was "Open Marriage with America"

1. Prefers young, hot women to bitter old hags


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