Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Top 11+ Ways Vikings Fans Are Preparing for the Super Bowl

11. Buying bait.

10. Issuing white papers that assert that even though the Packers beat the Vikings twice in 2010 and beat the 1, 2 and 3 seeds on the road in the playoffs to advance to the Super Bowl, they still suck.

9. Contacting dealer to see if he has anything more potent than meth.

8. Soaking rotting herring in lye for some damn reason.


6d. Predrafting letters to the editor calling for the firing of Leslie Frasier.

6c. Convincing selves that hockey is a much more popular sport than football and nobody cares about the Super Bowl.

6b. Cheering themselves up with a good book like Sum of All Fears or Black Sunday.

6a. Continuing to hold out hope that they will get a text message from Brett Favre.

6. Taking their mind off the Super Bowl by booking a trip to New York to see the most successful Broadway play of the 2010 seas- Ah crap!

5. Dropping $100 on a Steelers jersey they will only wear once. Well, maybe twice.

4. Super Bowl? What's a Super Bowl?

3. Limbering up so they don't pull a muscle when they curl up in the fetal position on Sunday.

2. Gloating abut how there were no Packers in the Pro Bowl to anyone who'll listen.

1. Being insufferable in the face of futility, as usual.


Blogger Bike Bubba said...

It's cod, not herring, technically.

9:18 AM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

Only 10, 7 (blatant push off), 6d, 6c, 6b, 5, and 1 are true

Also 6e: Pointing out that if the officials hadn’t screwed up two key calls (as admitted by the NFL) the Packers would have lost to the Vikings at Lambeau and would not have even made the playoffs.

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The NFL season is over...bring on Major League Baseball. Only 13 days until pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training.


12:42 AM  

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