Top 11 Ways Packer Fans are Preparing for the Super Bowl

11. Getting their Styrofoam cheese wedge hats dry-cleaned

10. Pre-ordering their keg of Point beer

9. Trying to memorize the lyrics to "Go Pack Go!"

8. Attempting to taunt Steelers fans by asking them: "How many Super Bowls has your team won?"

7. Writing letters to Wisconsin newspapers asserting that the Packers would never allow a scumbag like Ben Roethlisberger on their team

6h. Asking around to see if there is anything stronger than Everclear

6g. Bragging to co-workers that they are co-owners of a Super Bowl team

6f. Explaining to anyone within earshot how Aaron Rogers is the greatest QB in football history

6e. Trying to decide of if they should wear their Donald Driver or Aaron Rodgers jersey to church on Sunday

6d. Doubling the accidental injury insurance coverage on their home owner's policies

6c. Hoping that their relatives who moved to Minnesota to find good jobs send back some extra money for beer this week

6b. Convincing themselves that the NFC’s victory in the Pro Bowl all but guarantees a Pack victory

6a. Randomly screaming "Packers!" several times throughout the day

5. Listening to their "Black Eyed Peas" CDs to prepare for the halftime show

4. Putting the number for the alcohol poisoning hot line next to phone

3. Preparing talking points for Monday calls to sports radio blaming the loss on crooked officiating

2. Sublimating their true feelings for Clay Matthews

1. Just generally being insufferable