Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Top 11 Reasons for the Resignation of Acting White House Cybersecurity Czar, Melissa Hathaway

11. Hillary berates her for hours every time Bill finds a new way around the porn firewall

10. Got tired of spending all of her time photoshopping Hawaiian birth certificates

9. Every time she brings up prosecuting e-mail scammers, Obama insists on diplomatic talks with the Nigerian Ministers

8. Inundated with spam from MoveOn.org

7. Just saw The Terminator and suspects Joe Biden is a cyborg from the future sent back to kill her

6. Doesn't really need money until next years Comicon

5. The only guys who hit on a Cybersecurity Czars are total geeks

4. Needs time off to read the 1,000 page health reform bill

3. Bill Clinton kept stopping by and asking her to scan his hard drive

2. Busted for blogging at work

1. Panicked when she found out what communists have historically done to czars


Blogger John Doiron said...

Kept getting fan mail meant for fetching actress Anne Hathaway.

4:45 PM  

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