Might As Well Face It, He's A Dick

Since Preident Obama's press conference didn't go so well last night, I thought he might have more success if he put his healthcare plan to music. Robert Palmer's "Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor Doctor)" works nicely.

A big summer fight is what Congress gets
I'm gotta pass my healthcare yet
I need Rahm to bang some heads
And make them blue dog Dems see red

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a
Bad healthcare plan for you
No choice and big wait lines too, I got a
Bad healthcare plan for you

You're gonna wait, for surgery on your heart
Illegal aliens are covered from the start
You can keep your plan was my little white lie
When you're too old, it's your job to die

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a
Bad healthcare plan for you
You'll wait in line 'till you're literally blue, I got a
Bad healthcare plan for you

I like raising taxes, especially on top
But at lower levels, do you think I'll stop?

Doctor pay'll go down, practically to zip
Complain and I'll say shut your lip
Shake your fist, and curse the day
You voted for change, destruction's on the way

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a
Bad healthcare plan for you
I'm socialist, nothing you can do, I got a
Bad healthcare plan for you