Thursday, July 23, 2009

Top 11 Next Candidates Who Will Seek Positions Of Power In Papa John Kolstad's Wake

Now that the Minneapolis City Republican Committee has endorsed Papa John Kolstad to run for mayor of Minneapolis, we expect it to start a new trend in politics. Here are the Top 11 Next Candidates Who Will Seek Positions Of Power In Papa John Kolstad's Wake.

11. David "Big Papi" Ortiz to run for mayor of Boston

10. New York Giants announcer Bob Poppa to run for mayor of East Rutherford, NJ

9. Papa John Phillips to head the DEA

8. Popa Chubby for blues king of New York

7. The corpse of Ernest "Papa" Hemmingway to run for mayor of Key West

6. The corpse of George "Papa Bear" Halas to run for mayor Chicago (and likely win)

5. "Papa Up" Ron Jackson for commissioner of baseball

4. Papa Roach to run for health inspector of Vacaville, California

3. Reni Santon--the actor who played Poppie on "Seinfeld"--to run for mayor of NYC on a strong pro-life platform

2. Actress Poppy Montgomery to run in place, without wearing a bra

1. Papa Smurf to run for Minneapolis Civil Rights Commissioner

3 Comments:

Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

12. Pro wrestler "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner to apply to head the President's Council on Physical Fitness

13. Zombie "Papa Doc" Duvalier seeks to be named an adviser to "President for Life" Hugo Chavez

5:22 PM  
Blogger R-Five said...

14. Papa Ooh Mow Mow

7:19 PM  
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