Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Top 11 Reasons Brett Favre Spurned The Vikings

11. Street price for Vicodin way higher in Minneapolis than Green Bay

10. Doesn't want to be associated with a state that would elect a clown to the U.S. Senate

9. The only street Minneapolis was willing to rename after him was Dowling Avenue

8. Angry that Colin Peterson refused to hold a town meeting with him

7. Spurned them for now, but still might change his mind in a week or so

6. Sage Rosenfelds put a severed horse's head in his bed

5. Intimidated by reports that John David Booty looked excellent in OTAs

4. Just found out Randy Moss doesn't play for the Vikings any more

3. Doesn't want to be the second best QB in the Metrodome this year, behind Joe Maurer

2. Wants to be remembered by his last five games with the Jets

1. Fears it will be impossible to obtain the inevitable surgeries required from the pounding of a football season under Obamacare


Anonymous Mikey2u said...

Say what you will about the guy, but the Vicodin jab was a low blow.

6:15 PM  
Blogger Saint Paul said...

Agreed Mikey. Nihilst, why'd you have to go the cheap shot route? I thought you were better than that.

(FYI - no lie, my word verification term is "ditypee")

3:45 PM  

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