Let the Drubbings Begin

No, I’m not referring to the Vikings’ pre-season domination of the Indianapolis Colts. I’m referring to our favorite English Premier League football team, Arsenal. Not only did we win our opener, but we crushed – on the road, against our most hated rival. Power Line-backed Everton was routed by a 6-1 margin (this corresponds to a 67-3 pouniding in American Football, a 157-72 rout in the NBA, an 18-1 massacre in baseball, or a 14-1 dismantling in hockey).

In your face, Mirengoff.