Here, Have Some of My Useless Crap

They're spreading the wealth at Drinking Liberally tonight!

Tomorrow night, August 6th, there will be a special VHS videotape giveaway sponsored by one of DL’s frequent attendees. He’s got about 250 videotape movies for which he now has DVDs and wants to give the tapes to his DL friends. He’s quite a movie aficionado, so there is sure to be some good stuff.

Those DLers are a generous bunch, and this is hardly the first time they've tried to foist off their surplus detritus on each other. In fact, the Nihilist in Golf Pants presents:

THE TOP 11 OTHER THINGS GIVEN AWAY AT DRINKING LIBERALLY:

11. A broken Betamax player

10. A brand new HD-DVD player (still in box)

9. Back issues of “Screw” magazine

8. Humanities degrees

7. A box of oily rags.

6. Adlai Stevenson Commemorative Plates

5. Several tattered, well-read and copiously highlighted copies of Mein Kampf

4. A plastic jug filled with urine

3. Full collection of Conway Twitty 8 track tapes

2. Wellstone! bumper sticker that was peeled off of a car that was traded in under the Cash for Clunkers program

1. Pride