Friday, May 29, 2009

Top 11 Reasons Sonia Sotomayor Believes Her Background Makes Her A Better Judge Than White Males

11. She can give taco kisses

10. The controversial Jets v. Sharks case expected to reach the Court next year

9. She actually understands the rules to cock-fighting

8. Still remembers the pain associated with the day "Chico and the Man" was cancelled

7. Salsa is a far superior condiment to ketchup

6. Her knowledge of Cheech and Chong movies give her extra insight into war on drugs issues

5. Have you ever seen white men dance?

4. Having attended Catholic schools, she understands torture

3. Her spicy personality is bound to liven up John Paul Stevens

2. Believes that cops "don't need no stinkin' badges!"

1. She like to be in America, OK by she in America, everything free in America


Blogger Terry_Jim said...

Those reasons are as offensive as a President presenting a nominee's sex, raza,and poverty as qualifications for a lifetime appointment.

Well done.

11:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wasn't that what obama did during his presidential campaing

10:35 AM  

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