What, Me Post?

Amy Winehouse isn't the only one with problems. Here is my true story.

They tried to make me post on my blog but I said 'no, no, no'
Blogging's like crack but if I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my hits go down I'm fine
They tried to make me post on the blog but I won't go go go

I'd rather be at home I say
I ain't got two or three hours a day
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing I would post
That 1,000 other bloggers already say

I could relax or take a class
Or have a beer or down a shot glass

They tried to make me post on my blog but I said 'no, no, no'
Blogging's like crack, but if I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my links go down I'm fine
They tried to make me post on the blog but I won't go go go

Sisyphus said'why don't you post here'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my free time
so I'd rather just drink a beer'
He said 'I thought your were impressed,
by your own top 11s, parodies, and the rest'

They tried to make me post on my blog but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know

I don't ever wanna post again
I don't need no internet friends
I haven't posted for ten weeks
and now my brain is on the mend

It's not just my time
It's just I've got other things on my mind

They tried to make me post on my blog but I said 'no, no, no'
Blogging's like crack, but if I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my hits go down I'm fine
They try to make me post on my blog, but I won't go go go