Thursday, December 06, 2007

Top 11 Highlights of Mitt Romney’s Mormon Speech

11. Claimed he's a more observant Catholic than Giuliani

10. Predicted that Hugh Hewitt would declare the speech to be “simply magnificent”

9. Promised to annoy Iran back to the Stone Age with Mormon missionaries

8. Challenged John Edwards to a debate on the best conditioner and cream rinse

7. Took a break mid-speech to drink a refreshing glass of goat's blood

6. Explained how bigamy could help bridge the divide with Islam

5. Put a gypsy curse on Mike Huckabee

4. Agreed that "Yeah, some of this stuff is a little wacky to me too"

3. Claimed Marie Osmond's loss in Dancing with the Stars was based on religious bigotry

2. Five minute, off-topic, tirade denouncing the BCS for not inviting Iowa and Iowa State to play in the BCS Championship game

1. Not only should there be no religious test for President, but also no math test


Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Took cell phone call from wife, who was upset because she couldn't understand the gardener.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Socal Bill said...

Claimed Joseph Smith could have kicked Christopher Hithcens' butt in a fight.

2:05 AM  

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