Thursday, November 15, 2007

Top 11 Things Wolf Blitzer Can Say to Make Hillary Rodham Clinton Cry At the Debate

11. “What was lacking in you as a woman to force your husband to seek comfort with Monica Lewinski?”

10. “Could you explain one more time your position on drivers licenses for illegal aliens?”

9. “Speaking of drivers licenses, here’s a scale – let’s see whether you lied about your weight.”

8. “Have you ever heard of the Thigh Master?”

7. “Hey, anyone see the latest Iowa poll?”

6. “Al Gore will be joining the debate tonight after he makes a brief announcement.”

5. “What is it about your personality that makes half of America hate you?”

4. “What would you do if Barak Obabma snapped your bra?”

3. “The next question was submitted by Fox News.”

2. “Breaking news, Jimmy Carter has just endorsed Hillary Clinton for President.”

1. “Is that the same dress I saw Rosie wearing?”

2 Comments:

Anonymous john f not kerry said...

"Your campaign staff insisted that I ask you this next question about global warming."

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Gene said...

Excellent anticipation. No. 1 would have to be amended after the debate. She had on asbestos pants.

10:21 PM  

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