Top 11 Reasons Michigan Lost to Appalachian State on Saturday
11. Michigan players looked past Appalachian State to October 27th showdown with Minnesota
10. Global warming
9. Michigan players disgruntled that their under the table payments weren't made in a timely fashion
8. Michigan players distracted by coach Carr's man-breasts
7. Gay helmet design finally caught up with Michigan
6. Coach Carr called Brad Childress in to consult on the game plan
5. Wolverine players misunderstood 1-AA to mean the players would be bigger and stronger (kind of like eggs) and psyched themselves into thinking they couldn't compete
4. Pact with Satan expired
3. All the pre-game talk of "cupcakes" made Michigan players too hunger to concentrate on the game
2. Michigan players couldn’t get the “Appalachian State is HOT! HOT! HOT!” song out of their head
1. Mountaineer players were stoked after they learned that Miss South Carolina had committed to their school
10. Global warming
9. Michigan players disgruntled that their under the table payments weren't made in a timely fashion
8. Michigan players distracted by coach Carr's man-breasts
7. Gay helmet design finally caught up with Michigan
6. Coach Carr called Brad Childress in to consult on the game plan
5. Wolverine players misunderstood 1-AA to mean the players would be bigger and stronger (kind of like eggs) and psyched themselves into thinking they couldn't compete
4. Pact with Satan expired
3. All the pre-game talk of "cupcakes" made Michigan players too hunger to concentrate on the game
2. Michigan players couldn’t get the “Appalachian State is HOT! HOT! HOT!” song out of their head
1. Mountaineer players were stoked after they learned that Miss South Carolina had committed to their school
posted by Misanthropic Frat Boy at 9/03/2007 08:22:00 AM
3 Comments:
Good one. Loved #10, thrown in for good measure.
I wonder whether Appalachian State could beat Bowling Green. Or if we'll just have to wait for the Little Brown Jug game to find out.
number 11...ugly coaches lose...see george weiss.
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