Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Top 11 Things Good Ol' Gal Hillary Likes To Do When She's In The South

11. Marry her cousin

10. Noodle for catfish

9. Hunt swamp rabbits

8. Wrassle gators

7. Run 'shine

6. Visit repaired "dikes" in New Orleans

5. Sing Tammy Wynette songs at karaoke bar

4. Describe Reconstruction as a quagmire

3. Torment Rosco and Boss Hogg in the General Lee

2. Visit Crossroads where Robert Johnson sold his soul hoping to meet the devil

1. Make city folk who wander onto her Whitewater property squeal like a pig


Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Say the opening prayer at the start of a NASCAR race.

4:39 PM  
Blogger Nihilist in Golf Pants said...

Fiddlin' contests with unsuspecting youths

4:48 PM  
Blogger 4BoyDad said...

Rassle ain't spelled with a "W".

7:02 AM  

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