Monday, February 26, 2007

Top 11 Reasons This Years Oscars Were The Greenest Ever

11. Since Michael Moore wasn’t nominated, no need to fire up the deep fryers

10. Stephen Spielberg, George Lucas, and Francis Ford Coppola helicopter-pooled to the awards this year

9. Ellen DeGeneres’ suit was recycled from the wardrobe of “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”

8. Saved energy by turning off mike during Jennifer Hudson’s acceptance speech

7. All of the limos were hybrids

6. Not much lighting is needed for silhouette dancers

5. Colder than average weather meant that there was no need to run the air conditioning

4. Jack Nicholson’s bald head was able to replace one of the spotlights

3. The show was soooo boring that millions turned off their TVs and went to bed early

2. A windmill farm was set up to capture the energy generated by all of Hollywood patting itself on the back

1. Al Gore uses much less energy when he is away from his mansion


Anonymous GoreEffect said...

fox show about oscars was really good

3:01 PM  

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