Sisyphus’ Unbiased Oscar Preview
Once again I have been largely successful in avoiding Oscar nominated films so that I can give you an unbiased Oscar preview. I am only considering who should win, not who will win. If you want to know who will win, do google searches to see which nominee is most virulently anti-Bush.
“Dreamgirls”, “Pan’s Labyrinth”, “The Good Shepherd”, “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”
“Pan’s Labyrinth”, sounds like one of those fantasy movies where the art direction always sucks. “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dean Man’s Chest” probably just used the same old sets from the first movie. Gay shepherd movies are so 2006, which is bad news for “The Good Shepherd”. I think we can all agree that the best art comes from the 1960s.
Sisyphus Picks: “Dreamgirls”
“The Blood of Yingzhou District”, “Recycled Life”, “Rehearsing a Dream”, “Two Hands”
“The Blood of Yingzhou District” sounds like a non-fiction film, so it doesn’t really belong in a documentary category. “Recycled Life” sounds like an Al Gore movie. How much rehearsing could it possibly take to dream? “Two Hands” sounds run-of-the-mill – if the movie were “Three Hands”, maybe I’d consider it.
Sisyphus Picks: No Oscar
Leonardo DiCaprio in “Blood Diamond”, Ryan Gosling in “Half Nelson”,
Peter O’Toole in “Venus”, Will Smith in “The Pursuit of Happyness”,
Forest Whitaker in “The Last King of Scotland”
Sisyphus Picks: Peter O’Toole
Alan Arkin in “Little Miss Sunshine”, Jackie Earle Haley in “Little Children”, Djimon Hounsou in “Blood Diamond”, Eddie Murphy in “Dreamgirls”, Mark Wahlberg in “The Departed”
Sisyphus Picks: Djimon Hounsou
Penélope Cruz in “Volver”, Judi Dench in “Notes on a Scandal”, Helen Mirren in “The Queen”, Meryl Streep in “The Devil Wears Prada”, Kate Winslet in “Little Children”
Adriana Barraza in “Babel”, Cate Blanchett in “Notes on a Scandal”, Abigail Breslin in “Little Miss Sunshine”, Jennifer Hudson in “Dreamgirls”, Rinko Kikuchi in “Babel”
Sisyphus Picks: Cate Blanchett
“Babel”, “The Departed”, “Letters from Iwo Jima”, “Little Miss Sunshine”, “The Queen”
Sisyphus Picks: The Departed
5 Comments:
If I ever bet on horses at the racetrack, I'm taking Sisyphus with me.
ou saw "The Devil Wears Prada?" Funny, I always assumed you were a man.
I am secure enough in my masculinity that I can enjoy the occasional movie on the fashion industry. In fact, I posted on it:
http://nihlist.blogspot.com/2006/12/sympathy-for-devil.html
Nicko (and everyone else for that matter)
When going to the track, always bet on the horse with the best name. Owners always give their best names to their fastest horses.
Err..
"It's about time we had our first African American winner"
You mean, outside Sidney Poitier, or Denzel Washington, or even (yuck) Whoopi Goldberg?
Or was that a joke?
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