Monday, February 12, 2007

Like A Candle In The Wind

It seems that Elton John is now in the business of rewriting his hits for dead blondes. He rebranded "Candle In The Wind" for Princess Diana's funeral. Now he has regurgitated a new version of "The Bitch Is Back " For Anna Nicole Smith.

Bitch, Fade To Black
Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin

She never saw money she didn't like
She did sick things with a rich old guy
Started out hot, then she got real fat
And her vomit finally choked her, bitch fade to black

In her first Playboy she looked alright
Ate too much just about every night
She wasn't quite the best at your social do’s
She'd get high every evening sniffing pots of glue

She's a bitch, She's a bitch
Her life faded to black
Seldom sober as a matter of fact
She's a bitch, Trim Spa can't
Change the essential truth
People only liked her
'Cause she had big boobs!

She entertained with her lack of brains
Sycophants surrounded her, dropping names
She had a E! Network show that was completely crap
Yeah, her nasty habits killed her, bitch fade to black

She's a bitch, She's a bitch
Her life faded to black
Seldom sober as a matter of fact
She's a bitch, Trim Spa can't
Change the essential truth
People only liked her
'Cause she had big boobs!

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