Top 11 Things Burning In Nick Coleman's Mind

11. Our schools

10. Our country

9. His loins

8. The image of a shirtless Mitch Berg defying the relatively balmy Minnesota winter

7. The thought that someone, somewhere, may not be aware of his greatness

6. The url of younghotties.com

5. That new chick at the metro desk

4. His enlarged prostate (actually it's his urine stream)

3. The build-up of THC

2. American flags in the hands of his comrades

1. His McClatchy pension