Thursday, January 25, 2007

Top 11 Other Personal Goals of Mitch Berg

Mitch Berg recently stated that it was one of his personal goals to "Try nordic biathalon".

Stop laughing.

Here are the Top 11 other personal goals of Mitch:

11. Master another 12 instruments

10. Stop hyberbolating about 80's sports prognostication

09. Really zing that smug Angry Clown

08. Keep employment for more than 6 months

07. Less buffets, more salads

06. Try running a mile

05. Try a layup

04. Try that game "bowling" I've been hearing about

03. Stop obsessing over "less talented" radio hosts that actually have paid shows

02. 20% reduction in restraining orders initiated by internet dates

01. 20% increase in use of the word "chundering" to describe my holidays


Anonymous Anonymous said...

12. It was Twenty Years Ago Today Part DCCL.

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13. Join the Marines along with the rest of the NARN chickenhawks and request duty in Iraq.

6:45 PM  
Anonymous Rabuse said...

Join anonymous's Gay Encounters Book Club, along with the rest of the NARN heterosexuals and request private mentoring.

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Doug said...

I've time traveled into the near future and found one of Mitch's Twenty years ago posts...

Here it is...

10:13 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Find out what "Nordic biathlon" is.

5:46 AM  
Anonymous MBerg said...

I dunno, JB. I XC ski, and I shoot. Seems like it could work. Certainly better than your attempt to show that I can't do anything I've ever said I could...

Nordeaster: Yeah, but your parole is up soon, so you won't be compelled to read 'em anymore!

Anonymous: what's WITH your fixation with guys in uniform?

Rabuse: Given Doug's fixation with me and my blog, your cruising might bear fruit (hahaha) over on his blog.

JFNK: Foot? Is that you? Haha!

9:29 AM  
Anonymous John F Not Kerry said...


I'm not Foot, but I am a loyal NARN listener.

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's got the fixation with guys in uniform, Berg? You and your little NARN gang are the ones fixated with playing toy soldier. "Shot in the Dark?" "Northern Alliance?" Maybe now that your boy president is proposing a civilian corps to go fight his wars they'll take fat bald chickenhawks like you. Talk is cheap, Berg.

9:09 AM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

"they'll take fat bald chickenhawks like you..."


How brave coming from someone not willing to even use a moniker, let alone disclose his real name.

John Doiron AKA John F Not Kerry

4:55 PM  
Anonymous MBerg said..., Shirley,

Your opinion, as an anonymous commenter, is worth less than I paid for it.

But to be fair, I suspect there's a reason for your anonymity, which would be made hilariously clear if anyone knew who you are. Lead paint chips as a child? Social ineptitude? No chin? Things too terrible to reveal?

Here's a prescription. Get some testicles.

6:35 PM  

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