Thursday, January 25, 2007

Top 11 Worst Named Sports Arenas in North America

11. Taco Bell Arena - Boise St. University. A place where hot air emissions from Al Gore seem entirely appropriate.

10. Dunkin' Donuts Center - Providence, RI. Next month featuring Smuckers Stars on Ice. My teeth hurt already.

9. Papa John's Cardinal Stadium - University of Louisville. Where every diploma comes with a side of garlic dipping sauce.

8. Value City Arena - The Ohio State University. Former arena was named St. John Arena. Which makes this the worst name change since Cat Stevens converted to Islam.

7. PETCO Park - San Diego Padres. The dog jokes have been writing themselves since it broke ground in 2000.

6. Save Mart Center - Fresno State University. Because K-Mart was considered too elitist.

5. Paul Tsongas Arena - Lowell, MA. No doubt funded by an exorbitant tax on gas.

4. Save-on-Foods Memorial Centre - Victoria, BC. Home arena of the Victoria Salmon Kings. Now on special in Aisle 6.

3. Nutter Center - Wright State University. Where you'd have to be CRAZY not to enroll.

2. YRT2 Arena - Coastal Carolina University. Naming rights apparently owned by a consortium of eye chart manufacturers.

1. Hooker Field - Martinsville, VA. Fan Appreciation Night always draws a crowd.


Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome

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