Top 11 Changes in Store for Minnesota Now That We Have A Communist Endorsed Secretary Of State
11. New Twins stadium to be named "Glorious Field of the Peoples' Revolution"
10. Minnesota will soon become dominant in “women’s” weightlifting
9. Statues of Paul Wellstone will be erected in all public parks.
8. Garrison Keillor given lavish stipend to broadcast propaganda on government radio
7. All elections in Minnesota will have only one candidate
6. Will change the name of his office from Secretary of State to Administrative Assistant of State
5. David Strom's show trial to open shortly
4. Puppet governments to be established in North and South Dakota
3. Official state drink changed from milk to white Russian
2. All residents required to put up lawn signs saying "Another Comrade Happy To Pay More For A Better Minnesota"
1. An evil empire with a touch of Minnesota nice