Top 11 Surprises in Saddam Hussein’s Will

11. Left his underwear to Britney Spears

10. Requested that Harry Reid not attend his funeral

9. Left his secret stash of yellowcake to Joe Wilson

8. Left his George Foreman Grill to Michael Moore

7. Left his investment in Iraqi Dinars to George Soros

6. Left his Halliburton stock to Dick Cheney

5. Left his autographed copy of Mein Kampf to Mahmoud Ahmadinejab

4. Left his beret to Dan Rather

3. Left his copy of the Paris Hilton sex tape to Jimmy Carter

2. Requested that Harry Belafonte sing “Banana Boat” at the funeral

1. Left his moustache to the Harvard Medical School