Thursday, October 12, 2006

Top 11 Reasons That Comparing Jimmy Carter To Neville Chamberlain Is An Insult To Chamberlain

11. Chamberlain only appeased a couple of dictators as opposed to dozens

10. Chamberlain never lost a fight to a rabbit

9. Chamberlain wasn't a peanut farmer

8. Chamberlain didn’t enable Hitler to build atomic weapons

7. Chamberlain's accent didn't make him sound like an effeminate redneck

6. Chamberlain had the good taste to die shortly after leaving office, instead of disgracing himself further

5. Chamberlain didn’t go to foreign countries and rip Churchill

4. Chamberlain never gave away the Suez Canal

3. In return for betraying Western Civilization, at least Chamberlain got a nifty piece of paper, far more than Jimmy Carter ever got

2. At least Chamberlain had the integrity to recognize that he had been snookered in later years

1. Chamberlain lusted like a man - in his trousers!


Anonymous Socal Bill said...

12. Chamberlain turned up the thermostat instead of putting on a sweater.

10:56 PM  

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