Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Top 11 Reasons That Comparing Bush To Hitler Is An Insult To Hitler

"Hitler had a good 20 to 30 IQ points on Bush so comparing Bush to Hitler would in many ways be an insult to Hitler."
-University of Wisconsin professor Kevin Barrett

11. Hitler supported scientific research

10. Hitler was able to use diplomacy to negotiate peace treaties with his enemies

9. Hitler invested in alternative energy

8. Hitler invested to improve his country's infrastructure

7. Hitler tried to ease the plight of the Palestinian people

6. Hitler used a brush to paint while Bush clears brush

5. Hitler was a teetotaler and certainly never did cocaine

4. Hitler actually saw combat and was wounded in action

3. Hitler was a much better public speaker

2. The French cooperated with Hitler

1. With literally HALF the cahones of Bush, Hitler invaded four times as many countries

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spot on

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Borat-fan said...

12. hitler was socialist
13. hitler admired stalin and stalin admired hitler

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Borat-fan said...

14. and hitler was homosexual and affeminate

11:19 AM  

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