Top 11 Causes of Congressman Foley's Disgusting Actions

11. Too many Twinkies

10. Watched the full hour of Jim McGreevey on Oprah

9. Video games

8. Listened to too much Judas Priest

7. The illegal Israeli occupation of Palestine

6. Fluoridation

5. Steroids

4. His locker was next to Barney Frank in the Congressional steam room

3. The Catholic Church

2. George W. Bush

1. Satan