Top 11 Things For Hugh Hewitt To Do In The Twin Cities During The 2008 GOP Convention

Hugh Hewitt has been complaining that there's nothing to do in the Twin Cities. Given Hugh's rather limited daily schedule, he insists on having dinner at 4pm and being in bed no later than 8:30pm, it is a bit of a challenge to come up with appropriate activities for someone of his advanced years. But to show our generous hospitality we have managed to compile a list sure to keep Mr. Hewitt occupied.

11. Take a tour bus to Mystic Lake Casino

10. See the Twins 2006 and 2007 World Series trophies

9. Lunch with other rich Republicans fat cats at Interlachen Golf Club

8. Get his pacemaker tuned up at Medtronic

7. Take a tour of General Mills and stock up on free samples of some of his favorite brands

6. Beg for a lifetime achievement award from the Pavek Museum of Broadcasting Hall of Fame

5. Visit Keegan's Irish Pub to get beaten down in trivia yet again

4. Visit North Minneapolis for a more literal beat down

3. Compare grey hairs with Rudy Boschwitz

2. Host "Support The Administration No Matter What" rally with Power Line and Cap'n Ed

1. Attend a matinee performance of We Gotta Bingo at the Lowry Theater in St. Paul