Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Another Republican Sex Scandal

Mary Kiffmeyer is sure a boring secretary of state.

Over in Wisconsin, Republican SOS candidate Sandy Sullivan just published a tell-all book titled, "Green Bay Love Stories and Other Affairs." In the book she brags about being a skank who liked to bang the jocks. One pearl of wisdom from Sandy:

Remember, the '60s was the `dawning of the Age of Aquarius' and some women ... were thrilled to experience this brave, new freedom, and celebrate our sexuality ... and the football players loved it!

I liked my Republican party a lot better when it was just a bunch of mean old men who hated paying taxes.

For those of you who want a more family friendly book on the off-field action of the NFL, try Mark Yost's "Tailgating, Sacks and Salary Caps."


Blogger Leo Pusateri said...

I wonder if her next tell-all book will be about her stint as a trainer with the Royal Lippizans...

11:53 PM  
Blogger Douglas said...

I've heard no mention of this on the national media. Should the real scandal be that there's no scandal about a woman being a skank who likes to bang the jocks?

2:49 PM  

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