Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Top 11 Things That The Power Line Guys Were Doing On Tuesday

11. Driving down to Iowa for gas when they saw on Drudge that it was $2.05 a gallon there

10. Cheering the Dartmouth lightweight crew team on as they battled the hated Yalies

9. Too busy searching for updates on the birth of Britney Spears' second kid to blog

8. Helping Oprah fit her audience for bras

7. Preparing for fantasy soccer draft

6. Seeing what it's like to be part of the "idle rich" for a day

5. Building a Homes For Humanity dwelling for Mark Gisleson

4. Spending the day holding up Keith Ellison for Congress signs at Minneapolis street corners

3. TP'ing Markos Moulitsas Zúniga's house

2. Attending a focus group for The Claremont Review of Books titled "How to make our magazine less freaking boring"

1. Practicing for upcoming appearance on "Dancing With The Stars"

2 Comments:

Anonymous John F Not Kerry said...

12. Collaborating with Jackson Browne on the remake of the video for his early '80's hit "Lawyers in Love".

4:31 PM  
Blogger Nihilist in Golf Pants said...

Hitting the college bars in search of hot spank.

6:34 PM  

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